Tag: lobotomy with a side of fries
member name: Landen Michaels
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January 28, 2008 07:08 AM EST --
Is it just me or has it escaped everyone's notice? While we're all bent out of shape about rising gas prices (which are back up to $3.00* a gallon the reasons for which remain unexplained), . . . more
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January 07, 2008 06:19 PM EST --
When I was a young buck (back in the days of the dinosaur), there were no video games in which to squander the lazy days of summer. Idle minds had to find their own way to pass the time. My cousins . . . more
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January 18, 2008 02:10 PM EST --
As the story goes, God took from Adam a rib, which he later formed into Eve. Biblically speaking, that's what we're told. The Good Book nowhere within it's pages claims to be a book of science. . . . more
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February 04, 2008 05:08 AM EST --
I'm thinking of running a want ad to hire a groundhog assassin to take out that rat-bastard Punxsutawney Phil .
He drug his fat ass out of his hole, looked around . . . more
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February 18, 2008 12:02 AM EST --
WARNING: This is not a guide for shedding an unwanted relationship. It's a guide for dropping a few unwanted pounds without having to hand your hard-earned money over to a diet plan in order . . . more
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January 21, 2007 07:44 PM EST --
10. Your boss thanks you for all your hard work then actually
asks you with a voice drenched in mock concern: "You will
be . . . more
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February 11, 2008 12:11 AM EST --
A comically retrospective look back at high school...
SEPTEMBER - "Get up! Get up!" a blistering voice suddenly screeched as I was shaken abruptly from the cozy shelter of distant . . . more
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January 17, 2007 11:57 PM EST --
There is a severe shortage of exclamation marks!
Due to excessive overuse in e-mails, blogs and other forms of written communication, the supply of exclamation marks has dwindled far more rapidly . . . more
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March 18, 2007 09:11 PM EST --
In hindsight, perhaps I should retract my 'assassination hit' on the groundhog.
Let me explain.
Early Friday morning, it starts raining, snowing, and sleeting. There were times where it seemed . . . more
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