Tag: humor
member name: Landen Michaels
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January 21, 2008 02:11 AM EST --
10. Your boss thanks you for all your hard work then
actually asks you with a voice drenched in mock
concern: "You will be . . . more
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June 11, 2008 05:54 AM EDT --
The other night, I had to stop at my brothers to discuss the A/V for the wedding reception the
end of this month. Yes, my nephew, the one who had survived the chick-flick test has since . . . more
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February 18, 2008 12:02 AM EST --
WARNING: This is not a guide for shedding an unwanted relationship. It's a guide for dropping a few unwanted pounds without having to hand your hard-earned money over to a diet plan in order . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:04 AM EST --
After my recent experience, I think I am capable of liberating gold from Fort Knox. Seriously.
Warning: Rant in progress.
I purchase the Oscar-winning movie, The Departed , to add to my growing . . . more
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April 16, 2007 12:28 AM EDT --
My aunt is in the habit of sending me (i.e., forwarding) humorous e-mails... a lot of them. In fact, she is the one person in the family that could be accused of spamming, but they are usually funny, so . . . more
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May 13, 2008 12:04 AM EDT --
I sent mom a dozen roses, a box of chocolate covered cherries and the DVD "P.S. I Love You". She thinks the actor in it is hot (fell in love with him in "Phantom of The Opera"), . . . more
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January 21, 2007 07:44 PM EST --
10. Your boss thanks you for all your hard work then actually
asks you with a voice drenched in mock concern: "You will
be . . . more
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March 24, 2007 06:41 AM EST --
While conducting a recent team meeting, I looked around the room and noticed four of us sporting the McDonald's large coffees currently selling for 69 cents. Cindy had a Starbucks.
I couldn't . . . more
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April 02, 2008 05:17 AM EST --
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Several years later the company contacted . . . more
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June 07, 2008 09:44 AM EDT --
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in . . . more
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June 13, 2008 06:24 AM EDT --
WARNING : Choking hazard. Put that coffee or soda down first and be sure you have swallowed before reading further.
Our service department sent out an e-mail to our ENTIRE customer base with . . . more
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March 11, 2007 09:28 AM EST --
I saw a rainbow and followed it to the very end.
Yes, I finally found it...
... the pot at the end of the rainbow.
Crap. Crap. Crap.
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November 24, 2007 03:54 PM EST --
[A note from Landen: A little bit o' humor shared with me by a friend. I don't know who authored this one, but it's fun.]
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. . . . more
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February 03, 2008 11:58 AM EST --
I had a genuinely weird dream not too long ago.
Rogue scientists threw caution to the wind and gathered viable DNA samples from several of history's greatest authors. Secretly they toiled away . . . more
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April 18, 2007 08:11 AM EDT --
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative . . . more
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January 17, 2007 11:57 PM EST --
There is a severe shortage of exclamation marks!
Due to excessive overuse in e-mails, blogs and other forms of written communication, the supply of exclamation marks has dwindled far more rapidly . . . more
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March 20, 2007 10:43 PM EST --
Evidently, she saw fit to tag me for some reasons. See, that's what I get for subscribing! (Note to self, drop the subscription of everyone who tags me from here on out. Just kidding.) Can you . . . more
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January 31, 2008 09:30 PM EST --
I received this one in an e-mail...
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at . . . more
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January 29, 2008 07:55 PM EST --
This is dedicated to all my friends in the nursing profession.
I received it in an email today and had to share it.
You know you're a nurse when...
The front of your scrubs . . . more
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May 18, 2007 07:10 AM EDT --
Michelle: What the hell is wrong with that Erin Grey chick?
Landen: Erin who?
Michelle: Erin Grey... on Grey's Anatomy.
Landen: Ah, so you're a rabid Gray's Anatomy fan, eh?
Michlelle: Hey. . . . more
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