Tag: engineers
member name: Landen Michaels
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April 02, 2008 05:17 AM EST --
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Several years later the company contacted . . . more
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June 07, 2008 09:44 AM EDT --
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in . . . more
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April 21, 2008 07:58 AM EDT --
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation . . . more
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March 31, 2008 12:35 PM EST --
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is
twice as big as it needs to be.
(an e-mail forward)
more
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June 15, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
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Normal people ... believe that if it ain't . . . more
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April 04, 2008 09:37 AM EST --
In continuing the engineering humor, I happened upon this rather interesting little video clip quite by accident. In the clip (found on YouTube), they filled a pool with a mix of cornstarch and water . . . more
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